Well, hello. How are ya? I’m doing good. -I’m doing good.
-Good. You look like
somebody I know. -Who’s that?
-His name’s Dave. -I was gonna say, “Hi, Dave.”
-Oh. Hi. -No, my name’s Stuart.
-Nice to meet you, Stuart. What’s the story
with the spring fair? The spring… -Fair.
-…fair. The spring fair. Sorry. I have
so many books here. I’m, like, so overloaded
with which ones are fiction and which ones
are nonfiction, Sure, sure, sure. …’cause they’re
not all labeled. Like, this one book
that I have down here. Uh-huh?
This is, like, how to fix things. That would be
nonfiction, right? Would this be a nonfiction?
‘Cause it’s “Fix It.” So “how-to,” right,
is nonfiction? Is that right? -I think.
-You think? Okay. Then I’m gonna put that
one in nonfiction. -Okay.
-Nonfiction. You’re making
the funniest face at me. You are — You are really,
really throwing me off. -Why’s that?
-You look very familiar to me. Like your friend Dave? -Yes.
-Who is this Dave person? -He’s just a friend of mine.
-A friend of yours? So, do you have information
on that fair? On the fair?
Let me see if I have… We just got this — “Romeo and Juliet” is
obviously nonfiction, right? -This would be a nonfiction?
-Oh, my God. So, is that
Shakespeare? Oh, my God.
You are him. -Oh, my God.
-Huh? -Nice to meet you.
-Oh, my God. Who am I?
Who is Dave? Oh, my — You are —
I can’t believe this. -What?
-I can’t believe this. -What can’t you believe?
-I’m having a hot flash. Don’t — Talk to me.
What’s your name? [ Laughs ]
My name’s Donna. Hi, Donna.
Nice to meet you. Oh, Dave — You are
a little red, yeah. Oh, my God. So, you —
Am I somebody you know? I watch you all the time. You do?
My name’s not “Dave.” It’s “David.”
What is it? -It’s something.
-Something. David… What is your last name?
Oh, my God. What do you wa–
You watch my show? Come here, come here,
come here, come here. This is unbelievable. I’m gonna show you something,
and you’ll know what show it is. I know what show it is.
It’s the magic show. -What’s it called?
-Oh, my God. -Is it “Dave”?
-It’s “Dave.” -The “Dave”…
-“Magic Show.” “The Dave Chappelle
Magic Show.” -That’s me.
-Oh, my God. -That is me.
-In my hometown. -Right here in your hometown.
-This is so cool. Right?
How many people can say, “I have had ‘The Dave
Chappelle Magic Show’
in my local library”? -I’m having a hot flash.
-I’m having a hot flash. This is so good. The minute I seen you,
I thought… My pleasure.
That was so nice. It was your pleasure?
It was nice? -Will you be on my TV show?
-Do I get a prize? You get to be
on TV, and — Okay, I’m gonna give you
a gift for your future. It’s this book. Oh, my God, Dave.
This is so cool. Dave — Dave Chappelle is
giving you a hug right now. Dave Chappelle
the robot magician. Who can say Dave Chappelle
the robot magician has been
in their library? -Oh, my God.
-You can. Yes, I can. -All right.
-This is just too much.