In Lighter News: Valentine’s Day Edition

-I want to wish everyone a happy Valentine’s Day. If you and that special someone agreed that you’re not exchanging gifts this year, right now, you’re probably realizing that was a trap. [ Laughter ] But this is nice. I saw that today Cinnabon was selling a heart-shaped tray of cinnamon rolls. Yeah, ’cause nothing quite gets people in the […]

Ozzy Man Reviews: Soccer Players vs Refs

Let’s see what’s happening over in the soccer. There’s a tackle, the referee says: “That was fucking dodgy mate!” He blew the whistle and now he has to run away because everyone wants him dead. Oh, he slaps one of the players. The player appeals for a free kick I don’t know who to – this is a stubborn ref. […]

‘Average Andy’ Takes On the Great Outdoors

[music playing] [theme song] (SINGING) He’s an executive producer on the “Ellen Show.” He works hard every day. He’s super duper awesome at what he does, but he’s average in every other way. Hi I’m Erin LaVoie. I’m a lumberjack world champion, and these are some my friends who also love the outdoors. And I’m Andy, and I’m very outdoorsy. […]

Pink Magic | Pink Panther and Pals

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7 Ways to Make a Chess Game a Goat

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