Elf Bowling: “Bigger Than Quake or Doom!”

Aahhh… Last new box moved into my new house. This is gonna be great! I’m all alone, I can do anything I want. Nobody bothering me… No problems at all. It’s December but that doesn’t mean anything. I’m all alone… [mischievous giggling] Oh, yeah… Nice and comfy. And alone, the most important part. I swear, if there’s a Christmas clone […]