The Pink Panther in “Pink At First Sight” | 23 Minute Valentine’s Day Special

(BABY COOING) (GASPS) Bear-napper! (CRYING) The baby crying… He stole his bear! (RATTLING) (KNOCK ON DOOR) (BELLS JINGLING) ♪ Happy Valentines Day A super Valentines Day ♪ A peachy Valentines Day It’s for you ♪ (ENGINE BACKFIRES) (CAR HORN HONKING) (PEOPLE CHATTERING) That stinks! You call yourself a dancer? Here! (HUMMING) A little style! So suave, you see. Beautiful stuff. […]

Weekend Update on a Cheating Scrabble Player – SNL

>>>THANKSGIVING IS NEXT WEEK, AND HERE WITH HIS UNIQUE TAKE ON THE HOLIDAY IS VETERAN STAND-UP COMIC BRUCE CHANDLING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>OH, HEY. NOW WHERE’S THE FOOD, DUDE? >>WELL, BRUCE, AS YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING ISN’T UNTIL NEXT THURSDAY.>>NO, I KNOW. I’M JUST HUNGRY.>>THANKS SO MUCH. BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE THANKSGIVING, RIGHT? I LOVE THE STORY OF THANKSGIVING. […]

The life of a D.VA player

NERF THIS! Do you guys remember Boo from Monsters Inc.? RAWWR Yep, thi- this is her now. So, D.VA pilots her mech and on the mech, she has some guns, you know, some pew pew’s. And on the Overwatch website, it says they lay down continuous, high damage fire… [giggling] I’m just kidding though. You know, they’re close range of […]

First Lady Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke

>>SIR, CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT’S YOUR BUSINESS AT THE WHITE HOUSE?>>I HAVE A TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE.>>DO YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE AND IDENTIFICATION TOO.>>YES, I DO.>>I NOTICE YOU’RE SWEATING FROM YOUR BROW.>>James: IT’S A WARM DAY. I THINK I MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG PLACE. I’M ON BREAK. I HOST A TV SHOW “THE LATE LATE SHOW.”>>TURN […]

Play Golf Indoors!

This golfer has a better lie than a con artist. Let’s see if he can follow through on his approach. [SIGHS] Good one. Personally, I thought it was a fair way to commentate. Oh boy. And it looks like he’s made it onto the green, easily a three-yard shot. Take a swing at miniature indoor golf. The game gives miniature […]

A Football Mom Meets Her Match

– Welcome back, everybody, I’m here with Nicolle, whose son is NFL player Jamaal Williams. (audience member cheers) He’s running back for the Green Bay Packers. (applause) And he asked me to help his mom find a date. So this is how this gonna work. I found three eligible bachelors. They’ve all been vetted. They are exactly who they say […]