SEC Shorts – What if Tennessee’s 2019 season played like a boxing movie?

SEC Shorts – What if Tennessee’s 2019 season played like a boxing movie?


Ok lets have a nice clean schedule. 2019 season starts on my bell. Guarantano’s back. Jennings is back. We got a full deck of Jeremy Pruitt’s players. It’s gonna be a good season. You’re a dark horse to win the SEC East. Now you go out there and you show em what it’s like to be a Tennessee fan! *bell* *crowd boos* *bell* *bell* One more game like that and I”m calling off the season. Are you sure you wanna keep doing this? It’s all I know, Mick. But the Preds will be playing soon you can go watch them instead. No fan is built to take this kind of punishment,. Let’s dance. Radio: “And now Tennessee taking on their SEC East rivals..” “..and it is not getting any better from here.” “In fact, this is shaping up to be one of the worst seasons in Tennessee football history.” “Dark days indeed on Rocky Top.” That’s it I’m calling it! We’re putting the rest of your season tickets on Stub Hub. Don’t you do it! Don’t you do it! But Rock this ain’t no kinda life. The Vols are 1-4. Their worst start since 1988. It’s all I got, Mick. If I don’t have Volunteer football… …I got nuthin. It could get ugly out there. Pruitt’s misusing Titanic metaphors. I survived the Dooley years. This can’t break me. *bell* Radio “Well folks hold the phones just a second because it looks like Tennessee is starting to show a pulse.” “That’s right the Volunteers have won 2 out of their last 3 games…” “…and all of a suddenly bowl eligibility might just be back on the table.” “What an incredible turn around happening in Knoxville.” “And so it comes down to the 11th game of the season..” “Tennessee vs Missouri!” “Which one could possibly get to bowl eligibility.” I can’t go back out there. You quit your cryin! I’m spent, Mick! They got Kelly Bryant and we gotta play in 30 degree weather on the road. Now you listen to me you bum! If being a Tennessee fan were easy everybody would be doing it! Now get out there! Radio “And this is just incredible!” “Guarantano throws for over 400 yards!” “And Tennessee…left for dead in the middle of the season…” “Has somehow…miraculously..achieved bowl eligibility.” Yo Adrian! I did it!