PLW – 8-Man Hurricane Match (part 1)

PLW – 8-Man Hurricane Match (part 1)


Jack Martin: Let’s go down to ringside now. Let’s go take a look at team number 1. Hiroshi Hasi out first,
all dressed in red. Followed by the Knightmare. Shane Simons: Little Red Riding Hood. Jack: Ha, ha, ha. A little humor there from the
“American Eagle” Shane Simons. Fans, if you’re just joining us…
Welcome to the Clash at the Community Center. We had two great contests earlier.
This is our final match of the evening. Shane: Jack, who do you think it
will be a nightmare for? You or them? Jack: I, I don’t know. If Knightmare takes off his mask
we’ll find out why he calls himself Knightmare and has to wear a mask. Shane: Good point. Jack: Amazin’ Jay has said that many times. And here comes the other half of this awesome team. [Ring Announcer Joe Drazek: Their teammates…
Alex Payne and “Lethal” Paul Lauzon] Jack: And here they come. “Lethal” Paul
Lauzon and Alex Payne, coming out to ringside. And the fans, again, as always,
with the “Fat Boy” chant. Shane: I hate Paul Lauzon. He cost me a shot
at the world title a long time ago when Maniacal Mark held it.
I never liked him since then. Jack: That is correct. [Paul Lauzon is yelling at audience.] Jack: Something about his mothers cooking.
Isn’t that nice. [Children in crowd yelling “Fat Boy”
at wrestlers in ring.] Jack: There is team number 1. And we’re ready to see their oponents. Shane: Paul and Alex should have masks on, too. Jack: Yes they should. We wouldn’t
have to see their faces. Here comes The Defenseman. [Ring Announcer: From Boston, Massachusetts…
The Defenseman] Jack: Here comes The Defenseman. The fans love him. He’s taking time out to say hello to all the fans at ringside. Shane: And The Defenseman, hopefully, will
not be called for slashing in this match. Jack: Ha, ha. Very Funny. [Ring Announcer: Also hailing Boston, Massachusetts… Rip Morrison and Johnny Royal…
The Boston Bulldogs.] Jack: And here they come. The Boston Bulldogs.
Rip Morrison and Johnny Royal. The fans love it. They’re doing
the dog barking already. This is going to be one great match.
The fans are into it already. And here comes the team captain. [Ring Announcer: … “Brutal” Bob Evans.] Jack: Here he comes. The former world
champion. The former tag team champion. And all-around good guy, “Brutal” Bob Evans. And there’s your team number 2 in
this all-star wrestling bout. Shane: Team Lauzon has their hands full. Jack: There’s a definite height advantage
with Bob Evans and The Defenseman. But, I tell ya’, the tag team talent and
experience in this ring is unbelievable. Referee John Samoa is going to have his hands full in this contest. Shane: And I’d like to point out that the
Boston Bulldogs are former New England Pro Wrestling tag team champions,
and Ringside tag team champions. So they bring a lot of experience into this match. Jack: The clock has already started. We’re counting down from 20 minutes.
Again, the rules are, the wrestlers will battle for 20 minutes
in a four-on-four style tag team match. Each team will score points for each pinfall. And at the end of 20 minutes the team with
the most pinfalls will be declared the winner. What a great contest this will be. Now joining us, fans, joining us right now is the
still PLW world champion, Amazin’ Jay. Amazin’ Jay: That’s right, Jack Martin.
What did you think about that match? Just when you think I’m down and out
I’m back stronger than ever and still with the PLW world
heavyweight championship. Jack: The audacity of the Flawless One,
cheating on the outside. Jay: That’s right. Jack: He should be fined and suspended
for his actions in that match. Jay: Speaking of cheaters,
look at this foursome here. Jack: This is unbelievable. Jay: We have the two masked Japanese
superstars in there, along with Paul and Al…
Not to be confused with Paul and Al from 94HJY. Jack: That is correct. Good one. Could be worse. They could be from some other
radio station on the dial. But we’re not going to mention that. Jay: Paul Lauzon, one of the most
lethal competitors in PLW. Jack: He’s asking the fans if Royal
should tag Morrison in… the other half of Bulldogs. Jay: How can you tell which one’s which? Jack: I’ve seen them wrestle many times,
and I know who they are. And now Lethal Paul will have to go up
against Rip Morrison. Jay: Sorry. I haven’t been doing my homework lately. I’ve been kind of busy being world champion. Jack: A big slam by Rip Morrison. And again… and here comes Alex Payne
and he goes for a ride! And now here comes the Knightmare! Oh my!
He slams everyone in the ring! Jay: No! No! No! No! Jack: Cleaning house. He even wants to get
rid of the referee. My goodness! Jay: They almost lost that match
by disqualification. Jack: He’s going to have to settle down. Team Lauzon is on the outside. Jay: Trying to regroup, figure out what’s going on. Jack: He cleaned house. And now a handshake for the ref. Jay: The maid hasn’t shown up this week.
Probably because I haven’t paid her. And fans if you want to check in online,
I’ve got that portable computer infront of me. Jack: We’ll be there, online. Jay: I can talk and do this online stuff
at the same time. I’m multi-talented. Jack: That is correct. Jay: They don’t call me the PLW world
champion for nothing. Jack: Who are they asking for?
They’re asking for The Defenseman. Jay: I love The Defenseman. You know, a lot of people have been asking me
about my history with hockey players. Let’s just say it doesn’t stem from The Defenseman.
The Defenseman is a great guy. Jack: Yes he has hockey talent. And he’s
also skilled in professional wrestling. That’s why Brutal Bob has him on his team. Jay: He’s multi-talented, just like me. Jack: Lethal Paul, the captain of his team,
working on The Defenseman. The Defenseman has a height advantage.
But Lethal Paul, the martial arts specialist… Nice manuever by the captain. Jay: I wonder if we’ll see Paul Lauzon pull
out that moonsault that he does so well? Jack: Lethal Paul now picking up The Defenseman. Again here we are, Clash at the Community Center.
So glad you can join us for this exciting wrestling free-per-view, the PLW brings you,
from the Central Falls Community Center on Cowden Street. We’d like to thank you for joining us,
and thank the community center for having us. Knightmare now with The Defenseman. As you know, they fought at the
Power House Brawl 1995, back at Saint Pius. Jay: A lot of rematches of sorts.
Knightmare and Defenseman. Lethal Paul and Brutal Bob and their big feud. There’s already five minutes gone on the clock. Jack: We’re down to 15:30 remaining. Jay: And no pinfalls have been scored yet. Jack: Probably when we hit the 10 minute mark
everybodys going to be tired. Jay: These wrestlers are well conditioned athletes
in the ring. And you have men that you can tag out to. Though The Defenseman looks a little
worse for wear now. I think he had one to many pre-match snacks. Jack: Good concessions here at the community center. Jay: Alex Payne… I’ve been in the ring with him.
I’ve teamed up with him also. He’s a tough competitor. Jack: That is correct, back when he
was part of the SWAT Team. Lethal Paul… He whipped him! Jay: Alex Payne, the SWAT Team, teamed up
with Amazin’ Jay a couple of years ago. I faced him in the New England title tournament. Hiroshi Hasi, there’s one man I haven’t
been in the ring with. Jack: Hiroshi Hasi was brought into this match
by Knightmare, and he tags in the Knightmare. Jay: I’ve been in the ring with the Knightmare.
Shane Simons, how about you? Who have you been in the ring with
from this encounter here? Shane: Like you Jay, I was fortunate to tag
with Alex Payne when he was following the rules. I’ve also been in the ring with The Agent,
or “Lethal” Paul Lauzon as he’s now known. I was also in the ring with The Defenseman. Knightmare I haven’t been in the ring with. I did square off with Rip Morrison in a very
scientific bout in North Grosvenordale, Connecticut. And I’m very happy to say I’ve been in the ring
with “Brutal” Bob Evans many many times. Jack: “Brutal” Bob Evans, along with Amazin’ Jay
and Shane Simons, all legends here in PLW history. As you know, we’re celebrating our fifth year
anniversary on public access televison. Jay: Oh! That was a big miss right there. Jack: The Defenseman’s not celebrating anything. Jay: He’s celebrating a broken arm. Jack: The Knightmare now, he’s up, in reverse… Jay: Big risk there but it paid off. Jack: One. Two. Three. Jay: That was clean. Fair and square.
You can’t count the Knightmare out. He is one tough cookie in that ring. Jack: Team Lauzon has one pinfall. The Defenseman
catching him off guard, dropping the leg! Cover that man!
One, two, three! Team Evans has one pinfall. Jay: It’s one to one in just a matter of seconds. Jack: It’s tied up, and we have 12:40 left. Jay: Thirty seconds ago there was a score of
zero to zero. Now it’s one-one. Jack: Hiroshi Hasi in there now. Defenseman
tags out to “Brutal” Bob Evans. Jay: Bob’s first time in the ring tonight. Jack: Bob Evans will now have to lock up with the
man from Japan, who is doing some manuevers right there. Again Hiroshi Hasi has been a competitor in other
organizations in this area along with in the Orient. And Brutal Bob cleaning out the corner. Spring Cleaning! And Johnny Royal likes it, he’s going nuts!
The fans like it! We’re all going nuts… Clash at the Community Center…
the big 8-man hurricane match. Tags in Rip Morrison. Oh my goodness!
He’s biting him on the arm! Still working on the arm of Hiroshi Hasi. Pinfalls count towards points.
Submissions also count towards points. Jay: What about disqualifications? Jack: Disqualifications, yes. The other team
is awarded points if you do something that would normally get you
disqualified in a match. Jay: I don’t think any of these teams
want to get disqualified. Jack: Hiroshi Hasi kicking out at two and seven-eighths. One, two… the kick out again. Jay: They are competing for the most pinfalls
in this match. They don’t want to lose by a silly
little mistake with a disqualification. Jack: That’s right, they’d add up. A punch to the gut. And on the back of Hiroshi Hasi. Evans picking him up, the team captain,
now working on Hasi… What a cheap manuever. And here we go.
“Lethal” Paul Lauzon and Bob Evans. Head lock, nice take down by Lethal Paul. Jay: I said that Paul Lauzon might be the
next challenger for the PLW world heavyweight championship in the near future. Jack: We have a lot of contenders for the titles
in the PLW in the 8-man right now. Yes, even Shane Simons. Into the other corner.
And again. Continuing to slam him into the corner. The fans love it. Paul needs to tag out or team Evans
will get another pinfall. The two captains of the teams are in there right now. Bob Evans with a headlock on Lethal Paul. We’re at the halfway point. Ten minutes have gone in this match. And it is still tied one fall a piece. Bob Evans now working on Lethal Paul.
Perhaps he’ll go for a submission hold. [Bob Evans shouting to person outside ring:
What are you doing here?] What’s this? Someone just grabbed a microphone
from the table. What’s going on here? Scott Z: Two years ago you
put me out of wrestling, in a match that really wasn’t
an actual wrestling match. You’ve got a really big mouth. For two years you’ve been hiding.
You’ve been running all over the world. I was reading this… You didn’t beat me in
an actual wrestling match. Any time, anywhere.
I’ll beat you. I’ll beat you. I’ll beat anybody in
this stinking place.