Pink’s Picks! | 56 Minute Pink Panther and Pals Compilation

Pink’s Picks! | 56 Minute Pink Panther and Pals Compilation


(single note rings) (jazzy music plays) ♪ ♪ (jazzy music continues) ♪ ♪ (electric music plays) ♪ ♪ (thuds) (jazzy music continues) ♪ ♪ (struggling) (electric jazz melody) (jazzy duet) ♪ ♪ (electronic music) ♪ ♪ (upbeat jazzy music continues) ♪ ♪ (loud musical blast) AH! (yelling) UMPH! ♪ ♪ (shrieking) OOF! (pounding on glass) AGH! (growls) ♪ ♪ (bagpipes play) ♪ ♪ (bagpipe, accordion duet) ♪ ♪ (Latin music) ♪ ♪ (zills clacking) ♪ ♪ HEE HEE! (laughing) WHOA, WHOA. OH! (snaps) (whistling) ♪ ♪ (chuckling) (whistling continues) ♪ ♪ (Arabic music) ♪ ♪ (snake hisses) ♪ ♪ (musical fanfare) ♪ ♪ (quiets) (taps) (classical music) ♪ ♪ (snakes hissing) (classical music continues) ♪ ♪ AH! (crashes, groans) EH. (whimpering) MM? (clangs) (grumbles) (growls) ♪ ♪ (maniacal laughter) ♪ ♪ (evil laughter) RA-HEY-HEY! (growls) (laughing) (growling) ♪ ♪ (laughing) (evil laughing) (laughs) (grumbles) OH. (laughing) (growls) (evil laughter) (giggles) HUH? (ringing) (mumbles happily) (grunts) (jazzy tune) ♪ ♪ (mouth harp plays) ♪ ♪ (jazzy harmonica) ♪ ♪ (mouth harp and fanfare) (crashing) (spitting) (slow jazzy tune) ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause) WELCOME TO THE SUPER,
MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW! WHO’S GONNA PLAY
OUR GAME TODAY? YOU, THAT’S WHO!
THAT’S RIGHT. COME ON DOWN. (applause) YES, YOU! THIS IS YOUR
LUCKY DAY! I SAID THIS IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY. NOW COME ON DOWN. HEY, THANKS FOR
POPPING BY! (fizzing) BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW
TO FINISH YOUR
TASTY BEVERAGE, THEN WHO WILL WIN
OUR GRAND PRIZE? WELL, CHUCK,
OUR WINNER TODAY
WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE
POWER EXTREME, THE DELICIOUS
NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU
EXTREME VITALITY, POWERFUL ENERGY,
AND JUST A TOUCH
OF NAUSEA. YES, PICKLE POWER
WITH ITS MULTITUDE
OF USES WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE
A DREAM COME TRUE. (spurt) WHY NOT RELAX
AND ENJOY A GLASS WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME HANDLES ALL OF YOUR
TOUGH CLEANING CHORES? PICKLE POWER EXTREME,
IT’S PICKLEICIOUS. AVAILABLE AT ALL
REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES. MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES,
BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES, AND SHOULD NOT BE
TAKEN WITH FOOD. ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME
AT YOUR OWN RISK. (squeals) CHUCK? I TAKE IT YOU’RE IN. GOOD! OH,
I ALMOST FORGOT. YOU’LL BE
GOING UP AGAINST… YOU KNOW HIM,
YOU MOCK HIM… IT’S EL DESTRUCTO! AND HIS MUCH
BRIGHTER SIDEKICK
EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (applause) LET’S PLAY. ROUND ONE. MANY GREAT SCHOLARS
HAVE BEEN PUZZLED BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM. ONE PLUS ONE
EQUALS WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME,
CONTESTANTS. THIS IS A
TRICKY QUESTION. (laughs) EL DESTRUCTO
RINGS IN FIRST. WHAT IS
YOUR ANSWER, EL? (scrawling and murmuring) OH, NO, THAT IS
JUST SO WRONG. IT’S SLIME TIME! I LOVE THIS GAME. ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS! TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST REMOVE
YOUR OPPONENT
FROM THAT PLATFORM. (air horn blows) AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING, EL DESTRUCTO’S BODY
HAS BECOME A
FINELY-TUNED MACHINE. JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! DESIGNED TO DISTRACT
AND CONFUSE
HIS OPPONENT, HE CAREFULLY MOVES
IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL– OH, WAIT! WE’VE NEVER SEEN
THIS ONE BEFORE. THAT IS QUITE A FALL. (splat) OUCH, WHAT AN UPSET. ROUND THREE: PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA! OUR CONTESTANT
MUST STAY ON
HIS TOWER TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND. (electronic crackle) EL DESTRUCTO
WASTES NO TIME. LOOK AT THAT
COMBAT-TESTED
PRECISION. WHAT TECHNIQUE. WHAT STYLE. OUR CONTESTANT
SHOULD BE GIVING UP
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. OH, THAT CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE! ROUND FOUR. TREADMILL MAYHEM! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
MAKE IT TO THE
FINISH LINE ON A TRICYCLE
TO COMPLETE THE TASK. OH, AND WATCH OUT
FOR EL DESTRUCTO
AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (laughing) (air horn blows) THERE HE GOES,
AND THERE GOES
EL DESTRUCTO. THAT E-Z CHAIR’S
NOT GONNA MAKE
HIS LIFE ANY EASIER. AND HE BETTER
NOT START FEELING
TOO SAFE. EL DESTRUCTO
WANTS TO TIRE
THIS GUY OUT. AND HE’S NOT JUST
CLOWNING AROUND. HE’S AL-MOOSED
DONE HIM IN. THIS IS NOT
THE TIME TO BE
TOO PICKY, FOLKS. (laughs deliriously) SOMEONE PLEASE
STOP ME! NO, SERIOUSLY,
STOP ME! (springs) (cheers and applause) WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT
SURE MADE SHORT WORK OUT OF THIS
OBSTACLE COURSE. BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO
HAS ONE MORE TRICK
UP HIS SLEEVE: AN ELEPHANT TOSS. OR SHOULD I SAY
AN ELEPHANT DROP? OUCH. ROUND FIVE. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE THE FIRST
TO EVER MAKE IT
THIS FAR! BUT ARE YOU
READY FOR THE
FINAL CHALLENGE? THE GAUNTLET! (audience gasps) (metallic clank) HA HA HA HA! (gulp) READY? GOOD! GO, GO, GO! LET’S SEE HOW
HE FARES AGAINST
THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER! WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT, I WOULDN’T WANT
TO BE IN THE
CHALLENGER’S SHOES. FOR THOSE WITH
WEAK STOMACHS, NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME
TO TURN AWAY. THIS IS ABOUT
TO GET UGLY. (explosion) (mechanical whirring) IT LOOKS LIKE
IT’S ALL OVER FOR OUR
COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER. BUT WAIT, IT’S THE OLD
CRAYON DUMMY TRICK! VERY CLEVER! THE CHALLENGER
HAS MADE IT
THIS FAR ON LUCK, BUT IT WILL TAKE
MORE THAN LUCK
FOR HIM TO GET PAST THE POOL OF PAIN. IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS. GUMBALLS? HERE’S JUNIOR! HE’S GONNA WISH THAT
HE STAYED WITH THOSE
MASTICATING CROCS NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO
HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON. (canon firing) DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING
NO MERCY TONIGHT. HE’S IN THE LANE… AND DRIVING
FOR THE BASKET. AND HERE’S JUNIOR
FOR THE ASSIST. (steam hisses) (laughs) THAT’S IT!
I CAN’T LOOK! (laughing) IT’S ALL OVER NOW
FOR OUR CHALLENGER. (cackling) ALL THOSE DREAMS
OF PICKLEADE NOW DASHED IN
THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. (alarm beeping) OH, THE HUMANITY! WHAT? JUNIOR SEEMS TO
HAVE LOST POWER
TO THE SUIT. I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM
TO PLUG THAT THING
IN LAST NIGHT. (cheers and applause) WHAT’S THIS? (bell dings) UH-OH, THE TARGET’S
BEEN HIT. NO ONE HAS EVER HIT
THE TARGET BEFORE! YOU’VE WON! (cheers and applause) I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WON. THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN. WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN? (wheels squeaking) (gulping) NO PICKLES WERE HARMED
DURING THE MAKING
OF THIS SHOW. (cheering) (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ HMM. (smooch) (whirring, ding) (whirring) (ding) (smooch) (beeping) (chuckles) (gasps) (growls) (growls) (inhales deeply) (joints creaking) (joints creaking) OH! (wailing) (beeping) (growls) (chuckles deviously) (chuckles) (laughs) (muffled shouting) (groaning) HA HA! (chuckling) YOW! (laughs joyously) (cuckoo birds chirping) (growls) AH! (gasps) (beeps) AHH! (chuckles) (horse neighs) (laughs maniacally) (groaning) (chuckles) (beeps) (electronic music) ♪ ♪ (cheering) (growls) AHH! AHH! EH. (beeping) AH. (beeping) (cheers and applause) (people screaming) (groaning) (camera shutter snapping) (clattering) (gasps) (beeping) (grumbling) (screams) (screaming) (groaning) OOH. (thud) (wind whistling) ♪ ♪ HA HA! POW! POW! POW!
HA HA! POW! POW! POW! POW!
HA HA! POW! POW! POW!
POW! POW! HA HA HA HA HA HA! (clanging noise) (whistles) HUH HUH HUH… HUH HUH HUH…
HUH HUH HUH… HYAH! LOOK! LOOK!
LOOK! (Pink Panther theme plays) ♪ ♪ GRRR… (crashing noise) HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA… (snaps) boom! (booming noises) (teeth chattering) (accordion notes play) (accordion notes play)
(accordion notes play) (teeth chattering) boing! tink! (muttering) (whimpering) HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE. (popping noise) (wind whistling) (dramatic music) ♪ ♪ AHEM. (motor buzzing) HMM. (growls) HEH HEH HEH.
(smacking noise) (smooches) (gasps) (barking) AAH! (growls) (hammering) (panting) (heavenly chorus sings) AAH! DUUUHHH… MMM-MMM-MMM… AH! (growls) (popping noises) (spitting) (spitting) AAH! (spitting) UNH! UH-OH-UHH-OOH… (choking) (crying) HMM? (popping noises) (hollow clicking noises) AAH! (clicking noises) (birds tweeting) (birds tweeting)
(birds tweeting) (Pink Panther theme plays) ♪ ♪ (crunches) (snaps) (clanging noise) UHH… AAH! HYAH! HYAH! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH… YEE-HAW! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH… HMM? HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH… AAH! AAAAAAAHH… HYAH! HYAAAAAAAAAH! HMM? AAAAAAHH! doink! (laughs nervously) (laughs nervously)
(laughs nervously) (grunts) boing! AAAAAAHH! AAAA–AAAAAAHH… UNH…UNH! (slurping) (panting) thwop! thwop!
thwop! (cheers and applause) (horn beeping) (muttering) (crowd gasps) (growls) (growls) (spurs jangling) HEH HEH. (growls) (cheers and applause) (growling) HEH HEH HEH. (grunting) (grunting)
(grunting) AAH! (cheers and applause) (sobbing) (cheers and applause) ♪ ♪ (cat yowls) (birds chirping) (electronic tone) GREETINGS, AGENT PINK. WE’RE PLEASED YOU’VE
ACCEPTED THIS MOST DANGEROUS
OF SPY MISSIONS. YOU SAY YOU’RE NOT A SPY. PERFECT! THAT MEANS NO ONE
WILL SUSPECT YOU. THIS IS A MISSION
OF VITAL IMPORTANCE. YOU DON’T WANT TO LET
YOUR COUNTRY DOWN, DO YOU? (sparklers whistling) SMASHING NEWS. GLAD TO HAVE YOU
ON BOARD, AGENT PINK. NOW,
SEVERAL BLOCKS AWAY
IS THIS LARGE BUILDING. ATOP THIS BUILDING,
IN AN OFFICE,
IS THIS LARGE SAFE. CONCEALED WITHIN
IS A COMPUTER DISK
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE. YOUR MISSION–
RETRIEVE THIS DISK. NOW THEN,
AGENT PINK, LET’S GET YOU SOME PROPER
SPY WEAR, SHALL WE? NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
A LITTLE TIGHT. ADDITIONALLY,
WE HAVE PREPARED
SEVERAL DEVICES FOR YOU THAT WILL AID YOU
IN YOUR MISSION. BUT YOU MUST NOT
USE THE GADGETS UNTIL YOU
ABSOLUTELY NEED THEM. A FEW MORE ITEMS
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE– THIS MAN WILL DO
ANYTHING TO STOP YOU. YOU MUST AVOID HIM
AT ALL COSTS. ONCE YOU HAVE
RETRIEVED THE DISK, DELIVER IT TO THIS WOMAN, ONE OF OUR
MOST TRUSTED AGENTS. GOOD LUCK, AGENT PINK. AND BE ALERT.
YOUR ENEMY COULD BE ANYWHERE. (laughs wickedly) WHOA! (grumbles) (click) (footsteps) (electronic beeping) (ghostly moaning) (ghostly moaning) YOUR OPPONENT
MAY USE CLEVER
TRICKS TO FRIGHTEN YOU. YOUR EQUIPMENT
CAN ASSIST YOU, SUCH AS THE ONE
IN YOUR FRONT LEFT POCKET. (ghostly moaning) (grumbles) (beeping) (accelerated beeping) (explosion) (creaking) (thud) (bawking melodically) HMM, THAT’S
A STRANGE-LOOKING BIRD. (mutters) (stomach grumbling) (whimpers) (exclaims) (gobbles angrily) REMEMBER YOUR SPY GEAR. THERE IS A WAY OUT OF
ANY DEAD-END SITUATION,
AGENT PINK. (grumbles) (growls) (whistles) (shouting) (gobbles angrily) YOU NEED ASSISTANCE
REACHING THE TOP FLOOR. FORTUNATELY,
NOT ALL YOUR DEVICES ARE
AS INNOCENT AS THEY APPEAR. LET’S PLAY TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. (grunts) (squeaking) (laughs wickedly) (groans) OH! (whimpers) HMM, THERE’S A TOUGH ONE. GOOD SHOW, AGENT PINK. ONCE YOU HAVE
RETRIEVED THE DISK, YOU WON’T HAVE MUCH TIME
TO MEET YOUR CONTACT. THAT JACKET HARDLY
GOES WITH THOSE SHOES,
DON’T YOU THINK? (laughs) MM? (chuckles) YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! (chuckles) (laughs) OOH? OOH?
OOH? (groans) (shouting) (titters) LET’S TEACH
THAT VILLAIN ONCE MORE
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A SPY. (mutters) (chuckles wickedly) (exclaims irritably) (shouts) (exclaims) (whimpers) (whimpers)
(whimpers) GREETINGS, AGENT PINK. YOU BROUGHT THE DISK.
EXCELLENT WORK. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
IT IS TO FIND THIS SONG? (dance music) ♪ ♪ (fountain trickling) (engine roaring) (swoosh) (high-pitched squabble) (intense music) ♪ ♪ (wind whistling) (whoosh) (jazzy Egyptian music) ♪ ♪ (ding dong) (creaking) GRR… (tapping) (groaning) (whoosh) (whoosh)
(whoosh) (doorbell) (doorbell)
(doorbell) GRRR. GRRR! (Egyptian music) ♪ ♪ (rattling) (gasping and growling) OH! HMM? (eerie music) ♪ ♪ HEE HEE HEE HEE! HEH, HEE HEE! (rumbling) (haunting music) ♪ ♪ (scurrying feet) HEE HEE HEE HEE! (boing) (creaking) HEE HEE! (boink) (boing) (snap) (object falling) (object falling)
(object falling) HMM… (chirping) (screeching) HA HA HA HA HA! (screeching) HEE HEE, HMM! (exhaling) (adventurous music) ♪ ♪ (boing) (boing) (boing) (boing) HA HA HA HA! (boing) (scratching) WHOA? GRR! (mumbling angrily) (crank) (rumbling) HUH? (click) AH! AH! AH-HA-HA! (crank) (rumbling) (muffled groaning) GRR! UGH. HMM… (rumbling) (rattling) (hissing) SSSS! (snakes hissing) (Pink Panther theme song) ♪ ♪ (rattling) HUH? GRR! EEE! EEE!
EEE! (rattling and hissing) HA! (crunching) AH! (suspenseful music) ♪ ♪ (sliding) (slam) (trickling water) (choral music) GRR! GRRR! GRR. VROOM! (eerie sound) (groaning) (crackling) (growling) swoosh! swoosh!
swoosh! (growling) (growling)
(growling) (thumping) (screeching) (boing) (boink) (boink) (barking) (swooshing) (boing) (screeching) (pot cracking) (pot cracking) (pot cracking) HMM… HMM… HMM… (buzzing and screaming) (moaning) (growling) (scurrying) (screech) (growling) HA HA HA HA HA! (boink) (boink)
(boink) (boing) (growling) (whistling) (panting) (grunting) OH, OH, OH, OH. (metal clank) AHH! (twinkling) AHHH! (nervous chuckle) AHHH! OOH! AH! (gargling) AH! UH! OOH! (grunting) AH! EH! (blowing raspberries) (giggling and tooting) (giggling and tooting)
(giggling and tooting) (cheers and applause) (baby crying) (cough) (burp) (cooing) (techno Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ AH. HA HA! MWHAH. (engine whirring) (tires screech) (box beeps) (machine beeps) (powering up) (guitar plays note) (note repeats) (knuckles crack) (plays Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (stomach growls) (sinister laugh) (silly laugh) (belches) (laughing) (loud crash) HMM? HUH? MM! (laughing) (sinister laugh) AH! (hose stretching) (laughter) (screams) AAH! GRR! (grunting) (goofy laughter) HUH? AAH! GRR! HUH? HUH? OHH. AAH! (groaning) HUH? (screaming) (screaming continues) (laughter, screaming) (explosion) (sinister laugh) HUH? (goofy laugh) AAH! (birds chirp) (all gasp) HA HA! (all yelling) (Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (horns honk) (motor whirs) (motor sputters) (motor whirs) (motor meows and hisses) (motor sputters) (whistle blows) (motor whirs) (motor sputters) (coughs) (growls) (sirens blare) (motor sputters, whirs) (motor sputters, stops) (ignition stalls) (horns honk angrily) (sirens blare) HMM. (whistle blows furiously) (coughs) (sirens wail) (grumbles) (sigh) (bang, horse neighs) (bangs, neighs) (blows air) (growling, huffing) (metal crunches) (burps) (burps) (aerosol sprays) both: AH! (metal whirring) AH! (aerosol sprays) both: AH! (chattering) both: (laughing) (deeper laughing) (high-pitched babble) (honks horn) (laughter and music) MM! (fast whirring) AH–OH. MM, UGH! AH! (growls) (blows whistle) (furious whirring) (groaning) AH!
(nervous giggles) (metallic crunching) (sucking) (crunching) (dings) (screaming, fearful noises) (long whistle) (chuckles) (strained grunts) (chuckles) (water rushing, laughter) (maniacal laughter) UGH. (groaning) (bubbles popping) (strained grunting) (rumbling sound) EH. (roars) (distant screams) (roars) (frantic yelling) (whistle blows) (groaning) (blows whistle) (hair dryer whirring)