Pink Panther And The Colorless World | 35 Minute Compilation | Pink Panther & Pals

Pink Panther And The Colorless World | 35 Minute Compilation | Pink Panther & Pals


(Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (air blows) (alarm clock rings) (electric static) (birds chirp) YAHOO! (laughing) (heroic music) ♪ ♪ (machine computes, whirs) (evil chuckles) (maniacal laughter) (alarm rings) (ripping) (crumbling) (cheers and applause) (buzzer sounds) (grumbles) (electric whirring, grumbles) (suction noise) (electric whirring) (grumbles) OH! (chuckles) MM. (evil giggling) OOH, WHOO-HOO! (laughing) (cheers and laughter) (chuckles) (suction noise) (electric whir) HMM? (growls) (whirring) (suction noises) (growls) (beeps) (growls) (coughs politely) HMM? HMM! AH! (splashing) (upset growling) (evil laughing) (suction noises) (electric buzzing) (clicks) HMM, MM, MM. (screaming, whistle blowing) (growling) (growling) (electric static) (grumbling) (giggles) HMM? AH! WHOA, OH! (electronic static) AH! WHOA! (electric guitar jams) ♪ ♪ (whimpers) (cheers and applause) (electric static) (freeze noises) (whirring sputters) AH! (alarm rings) (birds chirp) MM. EH. (growling) (growling continues) (stomach growls) (indistinct chattering) AHEM. GRR! (bell ringing) (cheers and applause) (bell rings) (whimpers) (laughs) AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (cries) (man speaking indistinctly
over cell phone) (bear growling) (maniacal laughter) (bear growling) AAH! (watch ticking) (engine revving) (laughs) (bell rings) (laughs) (laughing) (stomach growls) HMM. (cheers and applause) (screaming) (stomach growls) MM! (whistle blows) (whistle blows, dog barking) (dog whimpers) (barking) (baby crying) (child laughing) (whistle blows) (whistle blowing) (motor whirring) WHA– (whistle blowing) (laughing nervously) (barking) (whistle blows) HMM? (birds chirping) (whistle blowing) (barking) (alarm rings) (siren wailing) AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! (laughs) (door opens, closes) (barking) (whistles) (classic Italian-style
Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (tummy grumbling) (jackhammering) (splat) (crash) (wheezes) (tummy grumbling) (Italian accent) HELLO THERE! WELCOME TO
MAKE YOUR OWN
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU
VERY HAPPY IN THE TUMMY. BEFORE YOU MAKE THE PIZZA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF COUNTER SPACE. GOOD. NOW OPEN YOUR
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT. USE FLOUR AND WATER
TO MAKE THE
PIZZA DOUGH. NEXT, TO MAKE
YOUR DOUGH RISE, OPEN THE YEAST
AND ADD HALF
OF ITS CONTENTS TO THE DOUGH. (rumbling sound) MAKE SURE YOU
DON’T USE
MORE THAN HALF. (vacuum cleaner running) TIME TO TURN
THE DOUGH INTO
PIZZA CRUST. FOR THE PERFECT SHAPE
AND THICKNESS, CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGH
WITH BOTH HANDS AND GIVE IT
A GOOD SPIN AS YOU TOSS IT
IN THE AIR. (birds chirping) AH! (camera shutter snapping) (sobbing) SAUCE IS THE
HEART AND SOUL OF YOUR HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. FOR A ZESTY
HOMEMADE SAUCE, CHOP A CLOVE OF GARLIC
AND ADD AN ONION
INTO A SKILLET. (sniffs) (gagging) NOW GET READY
FOR ONE OF
THE HAPPIEST DINING EXPERIENCES
OF YOUR LIFE. (sobbing) WHEN THINGS
START TO SIZZLE,
ADD A TOMATO. THE HAPPY CHEF
HAS PROVIDED YOU
WITH ONE. BUT TO BE SURE IT’S RIPE, HOLD IT UP
TO EYE LEVEL BUT TO BE SURE IT’S RIPE, GENTLY. A FRESH, RIPE
TOMATO IS FIRM AND HAS SOME SPRING TO IT. (onion sobbing) (happy music)
♪ ♪ (onion laughs) (laughing) WHEN YOU’RE SURE
YOUR TOMATO IS
RIPE AND FRESH, CRUSH IT INTO
YOUR FRYING PAN TO CAPTURE ITS FLAVOR. PUTTING THE SAUCE
ON A PIZZA IS AN ART FORM
ALL ITS OWN. SOME PIZZA CHEFS
USE A BUTTER KNIFE. OTHERS PREFER
THE BOTTOM OF
A SOUP LADLE. AS WITH ANY ART, EACH ARTIST MUST FIND
WHAT WORKS BEST. THE TRICK IS
TO SPREAD IT
NOT THIN BUT NOT TOO THICK AND EVEN ALL AROUND. TIME TO TOP OFF
YOUR MASTERPIECE WITH THE TOPPINGS– CHEESE. MUSHROOMS. SAUSAGE. (loud thwacks) (blows) AND WHATEVER ELSE
YOU LIKE. NOW PUT YOUR PIE
IN THE OVEN, SET YOUR TIMER,
AND GET READY
TO ENJOY. (yawns) (buzzer sounds) THE ONLY WAY YOU’RE NOT
A VERY HAPPY CHEF
RIGHT NOW IS IF YOU FORGOT
TO TURN ON THE OVEN. (laughs) BUT THE HAPPY CHEF’S
GOT JUST THE
THING FOR YOU. (rumbling) HOW’S THAT FOR CONVENIENCE? AHH! (skidding) (vacuum cleaner whirring) (sputtering sounds) (whizzing) (whirring) (crash, clattering) (whirring) (steam hissing) CONGRATULATIONS, PIZZA MAKER. THERE’S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO DO TO MAKE YOUR
PIZZA EXPERIENCE
COMPLETE. CLEAN UP. (chuckles) SERIOUSLY NOW… CLEAN UP! (cheers and applause) WELCOME TO THE SUPER,
MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW! WHO’S GONNA PLAY
OUR GAME TODAY? YOU, THAT’S WHO!
THAT’S RIGHT. COME ON DOWN. (applause) YES, YOU! THIS IS YOUR
LUCKY DAY! I SAID THIS IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY. NOW COME ON DOWN. HEY, THANKS FOR
POPPING BY! (fizzing) BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW
TO FINISH YOUR
TASTY BEVERAGE, THEN WHO WILL WIN
OUR GRAND PRIZE? WELL, CHUCK,
OUR WINNER TODAY
WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE
POWER EXTREME, THE DELICIOUS
NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU
EXTREME VITALITY, POWERFUL ENERGY,
AND JUST A TOUCH
OF NAUSEA. YES, PICKLE POWER
WITH ITS MULTITUDE
OF USES WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE
A DREAM COME TRUE. (spurt) WHY NOT RELAX
AND ENJOY A GLASS WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME HANDLES ALL OF YOUR
TOUGH CLEANING CHORES? PICKLE POWER EXTREME,
IT’S PICKLEICIOUS. AVAILABLE AT ALL
REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES. MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES,
BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES, AND SHOULD NOT BE
TAKEN WITH FOOD. ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME
AT YOUR OWN RISK. AND SHOULD NOT BE
TAK(squeals)OOD. CHUCK? I TAKE IT YOU’RE IN. GOOD! OH,
I ALMOST FORGOT. YOU’LL BE
GOING UP AGAINST… YOU KNOW HIM,
YOU MOCK HIM… IT’S EL DESTRUCTO! AND HIS MUCH
BRIGHTER SIDEKICK
EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (applause) LET’S PLAY. ROUND ONE. MANY GREAT SCHOLARS
HAVE BEEN PUZZLED BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM. ONE PLUS ONE
EQUALS WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME,
CONTESTANTS. THIS IS A
TRICKY QUESTION. (laughs) EL DESTRUCTO
RINGS IN FIRST. WHAT IS
YOUR ANSWER, EL? (scrawling and murmuring) OH, NO, THAT IS
JUST SO WRONG. IT’S SLIME TIME! I LOVE THIS GAME. ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS! TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST REMOVE
YOUR OPPONENT
FROM THAT PLATFORM. (air horn blows) AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING, EL DESTRUCTO’S BODY
HAS BECOME A
FINELY-TUNED MACHINE. JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! DESIGNED TO DISTRACT
AND CONFUSE
HIS OPPONENT, HE CAREFULLY MOVES
IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL– OH, WAIT! WE’VE NEVER SEEN
THIS ONE BEFORE. THAT IS QUITE A FALL. (splat) THAT IS QUITE A FALL. ROUND THREE: PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA! OUR CONTESTANT
MUST STAY ON
HIS TOWER TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND. (electronic crackle) EL DESTRUCTO
WASTES NO TIME. LOOK AT THAT
COMBAT-TESTED
PRECISION. WHAT TECHNIQUE. WHAT STYLE. OUR CONTESTANT
SHOULD BE GIVING UP
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. OH, THAT CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE! ROUND FOUR. TREADMILL MAYHEM! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
MAKE IT TO THE
FINISH LINE ON A TRICYCLE
TO COMPLETE THE TASK. OH, AND WATCH OUT
FOR EL DESTRUCTO
AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (laughing) (air horn blows) THERE HE GOES,
AND THERE GOES
EL DESTRUCTO. THAT E-Z CHAIR’S
NOT GONNA MAKE
HIS LIFE ANY EASIER. AND HE BETTER
NOT START FEELING
TOO SAFE. EL DESTRUCTO
WANTS TO TIRE
THIS GUY OUT. AND HE’S NOT JUST
CLOWNING AROUND. HE’S AL-MOOSED
DONE HIM IN. THIS IS NOT
THE TIME TO BE
TOO PICKY, FOLKS. (laughs deliriously) SOMEONE PLEASE
STOP ME! NO, SERIOUSLY,
STOP ME! (springs) (cheers and applause) WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT
SURE MADE SHORT WORK OUT OF THIS
OBSTACLE COURSE. BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO
HAS ONE MORE TRICK
UP HIS SLEEVE: AN ELEPHANT TOSS. OR SHOULD I SAY
AN ELEPHANT DROP? OUCH. ROUND FIVE. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE THE FIRST
TO EVER MAKE IT
THIS FAR! BUT ARE YOU
READY FOR THE
FINAL CHALLENGE? THE GAUNTLET! (audience gasps) (metallic clank) HA HA HA HA! (gulp) READY? GOOD! GO, GO, GO! LET’S SEE HOW
HE FARES AGAINST
THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER! WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT, I WOULDN’T WANT
TO BE IN THE
CHALLENGER’S SHOES. FOR THOSE WITH
WEAK STOMACHS, NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME
TO TURN AWAY. THIS IS ABOUT
TO GET UGLY. (explosion) (mechanical whirring) IT LOOKS LIKE
IT’S ALL OVER FOR OUR
COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER. BUT WAIT, IT’S THE OLD
CRAYON DUMMY TRICK! VERY CLEVER! THE CHALLENGER
HAS MADE IT
THIS FAR ON LUCK, BUT IT WILL TAKE
MORE THAN LUCK
FOR HIM TO GET PAST THE POOL OF PAIN. IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS. GUMBALLS? HERE’S JUNIOR! HE’S GONNA WISH THAT
HE STAYED WITH THOSE
MASTICATING CROCS NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO
HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON. (canon firing) DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING
NO MERCY TONIGHT. HE’S IN THE LANE… AND DRIVING
FOR THE BASKET. AND HERE’S JUNIOR
FOR THE ASSIST. (steam hisses) (laughs) THAT’S IT!
I CAN’T LOOK! (laughing) IT’S ALL OVER NOW
FOR OUR CHALLENGER. (cackling) ALL THOSE DREAMS
OF PICKLEADE NOW DASHED IN
THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. (alarm beeping) NOW DASHED IN
THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. WHAT? JUNIOR SEEMS TO
HAVE LOST POWER
TO THE SUIT. I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM
TO PLUG THAT THING
IN LAST NIGHT. (cheers and applause) WHAT’S THIS? (bell dings) WHAT’S THIS? NO ONE HAS EVER HIT
THE TARGET BEFORE! YOU’VE WON! (cheers and applause) I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WON. THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN. WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN? (wheels squeaking) (gulping) NO PICKLES WERE HARMED
DURING THE MAKING
OF THIS SHOW.