“MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD” EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones

“MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD” EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones


*You can turn these captions OFF by clicking the CC button below the video. Okay, people, we got one week until the park opens, all right? So let’s run through it all again, and this time Please, don’t forget your accents. Get off my case! It’s hot in this getup, you choad! I’ve got seven days to get this place ready And if I don’t make it work, I’m right back to the finger-painting college. My junk is numb! [horse whinnies] Ohh! I bit my tongue! Can someone get the Filipino employee back on that horse? This place could become the best medieval theme park in the world The only problem is that a lot of the employees here work about as hard as a bucket of apples. [laughs] It’s beer and a ton of powdered donuts ‘Cause it’s powerful yeahhhh Powdered SUGAR! I like to get freaky Get what I mean? I can see your crack. Don’t look at me! I bet your crack went out with your face. Do you know what that even means? It means you’re pathetic. [whimper] I hate that kid. Who threw these poops on me?! Listen, son, I’ll give you four cents each for them banilla wafers. You can eat sand, young man I mean, this guy’s really ridiculous [slap] Owww! Uh-oh Hey girl, how you been? Face lick – Ooh, girl, you taste REAL good. You a fan of the Pikachu? Hmm, uhhh Ooo weee, she definitely gets a huzzah! Dude, that’s Denise. Last night we met this cool guy And he was black And then we went to the firebug’s house And I was so good Though Beth overdrinks. Is that right Totally, I mean, she doesn’t just sip it She gets trashed and unrolls my socks But I eat shrimps You got the dope? Yeah, for shiz Hey, man, hey, listen Man, I don’t know if I’m able to talk to you if you got a stink booty Nyah! Nyah, nyah, nyah! Kind sir, I am the evil stud-muffin Oh really? You bet I got girls in my dreams How do you feel about people who go “Hadouken!” Hey, let’s dance! To music! Chh-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chh-chh That’s my jam, holmes I’ve always wanted to work at a Renaissance Faire, Mr. Eddie Dang it, Petey, don’t ever call it a Renaissance Faire, all right? Do you trust toothpaste? Yeah, I think it’s all right. Go have your butt checked. No, no thanks. Psych! I bet that you were a vaguely hot woman Back in your day [slap] You been busy? I’m working on a gravity belt! Hey Jimmy, how’s it going? All right? Today, I had a cheesesteak Then I got a Walkman Like a fancy Walkman? Kind of. I mean, anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread is a Puka-Chay Puka-Chay That’s Aztec for “lazy farmer” I looked on Wikipedia Cool stuff! Now I’m gonna touch you. Do you want to hear your dad sing to you? ‘Cause you know, I groove to Kanye’s new stuff. Look Petey, I just want to comfort you A nice massage and everything, okay? No thank you, I don’t — B’daaa I mean, I just don’t — “A zeeba, zooba, zizzoo bo bah” That’s what it sounds like you’re saying right now. Darth Vader is bad And his assistant is a mouse Mmmm, and he used the Force to fix all his cats Yes, yes, he did In the basement, I hid some tube socks. And, that was just crazy. Who hides dumb tube socks? Old viking dudes. Tell me how you found the kitten meat. What does that mean? The kitten meat I put in my burgers everybody just ate? What? What, they’re just baby cats Geez Um, did that just happen? I’m not feeling good ‘Cause we should have not eaten kitten meat Poor baby You need a song [singing] Little bunny bunny You’re so pretty and cute and you’re precious to me That’s not doing much good. You dress ratchet. You’re so mean, you’re SO mean! Well, you’re a big toot! Well, you jerk, at least I never kissed Johnny Schatzmann He was a capricorn! Your dog is eewie and it stinks! Aww, come on! Now I ask YOU a question, You think they should make iPhones for babies? ‘Cause I do Hee ooh ohhhhh The hotdog stand’s got no ketchup. Jazz hand. We should start with the — Okay, that’s it. Wait, no