League of Legends : Sion Reborn

League of Legends : Sion Reborn


Oh my God what is this horrible noise bard this can’t keep going on like this this has to stop we have to stop so let me show you guys a little trick with some……Shut Up! (sarcasm) shut up (sarcasm) so let me show you a trick, you die you die as Sion. You start at their red then you Lee Sin get the hell out of here then you gotta steal this from Lee Sin I guess Then you go ahead, get first blood on Lee Sin. ahhhhhhhh (disappointment) then you just teleport to lane. And You’re level two, you got red buff. simple as that Excuse me, Corki? You still owe me 300 gold, my man. Oh! [ chuckling ] Hem! Piece of shit. [ makes noises ] Hey, fellas. I’m a 1950’s Jelapi pfffffffffffffff oops I actually forgot, I’m a fully fledged serial murderer Sorry about the mix-up, Varus. Don’t worry, Team. These old times Jelapis are built ford tough, ya know. Like the rock (singing) oh, like the rock (stops singing) look at these jabronies they cant even damage me I’m like Larry the Cable Guy meets the guy who made ethernet cables over here I’m like, uh, Derek Zoolander meets, fuckin’, night at the museum Ben stiller, you know what I’m saying I’m invincible bab- Let’s get the Uydr Actually, FUCK YOU QUINN I say there right HERE! Oh shit, OH SHIT! Oh what the fuck? Always get a dead man’s autograph because once he dies the value of that autograph increases two-fold. so that’s gonna be worth two dollars. And it’s time to grow up, I think, fiddle a-heh, I mean c’mon. -And I can’t get him, he’s gone. unless he stop to get blue like an asshole! Draven ya forgetting Paulie over here! Paulie come over here, I’ll give you a lil’ boost, there ya go. Go have fun you two. Do you get it guys? [The Magic School Bus theme] Because I am taking the other team to school! Now do you see why I put this this song ther- (Sings along) Get on the magic gold Hey, y’know what, with my new method. I don’t even have to hit these guys to kill them. See that? See what i’m saying? This is the future of Sion, no hits! That’s my new shit! [Laughter] Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa! thank you, thank you Zac one of these days ya gonna be eating honey nut cheerios with Dr. Dre on ya private yacht. And ya gonna look down at your rolex and you gonna go Dunkey was right, my man. Dunkey was right. Bitch! you think I give a fuck about this torrent No! My skin is made out of the same material as the Juggernaut’s customized suit. Okay. and I’m Siked Fuck outta here. Leblanc, one of these days, ya gonna be playing racquetball with Robert Downey Jr. and ya gonna be sayin’ “Damn! I got fucked up by that Sion.” (dunkey reading chat) Meanwhile all this time Udyr in ours jungle Udyr leading to ours blue byw Let me just try to compr- Oh! this explains it all. [The Magic School Bus theme] (Dunkey Volatilizing) Get on the magic doo-doo What the hell is this?! You already said that fact I have over seven bear facts, there is no fessable way that you have heard that one Don’t worry Grrzd I’ll tank these guys for three hours until you get here, okay? I got this. Grrzd: they’ll never kill you. Grrzd: OH~ Can you say pentakill? Grrzd: Pentakill! whoo-ooh, Can you say Pentakill? Grrzd: PENTAKILL! Can you say it? Pentakill! Grrzd: Oh, Pentakill! say Pentakill (inaudable noises) Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca Can you- I’m only gonna ask you this once Grrzd Can you say Pentakill, my man? Grrzd:PENTAKILL~ Can you say that shit. (Claps) Ladies and Gentlemen, the first ever recorded Pentakill on Sion Now for my next Pentakill I’m gonna kill this Cho’Gath five times all in one time Op! D-fuck I didn’t think he’d get hit by that But- But I-I’m willing to bet this is one of those guys that stays right over here [Punching noise] [Hit confirm] (Smacks lips) How did I know? Funding for dunkey is provided by THE EVIL DINOSAUR CORPORATION ™ And from Viewers like you [Arthur’s theme] If you would like to Subscribe to Dunkey Click the Annotation on the Screen, Thank you! Dick