FROZEN MEETS SPIDERMAN

FROZEN MEETS SPIDERMAN


Oh it’s – it’s something. But the fact of the matter is most of them are childless single men who masturbate to Anime, they’re not real political players. (slowed down, video zooms to man in the middle)
Masturbate to Anime. Intro song: White Woods – Beach Walk [Pyro] So now that all the YouTube drama seems to have pretty much died down, you can take off all your anti-drama protective goggles, because we’re resuming the normal videos. Now at the moment my Subreddit is still a clogged with a bit of drama, so I had to do a bit more searching today, but I found another beautiful meme. This is a really recent one, actually. It only came out two days ago, when I’m talking about it now. It features an A-list cast of celebrities, it’s a really high-quality production film. You’ve got famous well-known actors, such as: Venom with rope, Spider-Man trying to sell your family insurance, Woman that’s out of focus, Who can forget the YouTube sensation himself: jacksepticeye, Angelina Jolie, and of course: Shrek. The only thing I could compare this masterpiece to is when in the game BioShock: you kill Andrew Ryan, and then you escape Rapture, but then you wake up and you realize that the entire event was a made up level in… Super Mario Maker. The video in question is called: (tbh idgaf about writing the title, just read it yourself as pyro reads it) (laughs) “smiley face” You know when you read one of those titles on a YouTube video, and it literally looks like the guy’s having a mental breakdown when he’s typing it out, like it’s not even a title, it’s literally tags for the video as a title. Also, somehow it got six million views in the past two days, I… pff. I don’t fuckin’ know. (retarded) Oh boy, it looks like ratings are disabled! (normal) So boys and girls, if you all join me, let’s embark on this meme-filled adventure. [Voice] (whispering) Toy Monster. [Intense Music] [Happy Royalty-free Music] [Pyro] So about ten seconds into the video, already and I’m completely and utterly confused. You see Venom sneaking up to the house with his rope, he’s either gonna try to hang himself, or do some kind of bondage role play, I don’t know. And it’s got this really tense music like you’re watching fucking The Bourne Ultimatum, or something and then it cuts to Spider-Man throwing globe around with this happy royalty-free music. Like, the actual contrast in the first ten seconds. [Happy Royalty-Free Bullshit] [Spider-Man Knocks] [Happy Royalty-Free Bullshit still blares down your speakers/headphones/etc.] [Pyro] So in the beginning, we established Venom was there, and Spider-Man. So, I thought this was some kind of Marvel universe, and now you see Elsa & Anna from Frozen, so, is this like- is this like a main Disney univer- you know what, I think I’m thinking too deep into this video. I just need to appreciate that this is a stupid video for kids. [Shitty Royalty-Free Music] [Blazing Intensifies] [Pyro] Ah, that’s a perfect hiding place. No one will find you there. Can we give hiding place of the year award to this Super [Cheering noises, Pyro claps]
villain, here? So.. It’s beautiful, amazing. [Royalty-Free Ear Rape] [Pyro] While I was out bowling with you guys, an entire apartment set on fire, killing at least three hundred people. I was gonna save them, but the bowling takes priority. [Royalty-Free Garbage] [More Intense Royalty-Free Garbage] [Intense Royalty-Free Garbage Speeds Up] [Pyro] Oh no, we’re being over-powered by a guy dressed as Venom, he’s definitely not just lightly grabbing our faces, we’re totally restrained.>tfw you cringe at this vid [Intense Royalty-Free Garbage] [Idiotic Growling Noises] [Pyro] So, to make this video as accessible to the public as possible, kids and adults alike, they never speak, they mostly rely on royalty-free music, and that is literally the only noise heard in the entire video. That growl noise that Venom made, that’s it. It’s just royalty-free music, and that. [Intense Music and Some (shitty) Growling] [Intense Music and Growling (but slowed down)] [Intense Music and More Idiotic Growling] [Pyro] He’s not even doing anything. He goes to all the effort to tie them up for his bondage fetish or whatever, and he’s just sitting there trying to scare them. He’s not doing anything. This is the worst hostage situation I’ve seen in my life. [Time Lapse Music] [Pyro] Oh no, I forgot the weed. [Senifeld Laugh Track] Okay hold up, hold up I understand that Elsa and Anna from Frozen, and Spiderman and Venom are all in the same universe, in the same house together, I can understand that, that’s totally believable. But Spider-Man wearing Winter boots outside. He should be web swinging off the houses, the fuck is he wearing boots for? [Beautiful Music] [Screaming] [Screaming Slowed Down] [Zooming into Elsa Mouth] [Pyro] Now guys, prepare yourself. This is the best fight scene in recorded history. Spider-Man and Venom, ready to engage in the battle of the century. Spider-Man takes first dig, Venom doesn’t do anything. Spider-Man just doing retarded movements, tackles Venom, he’s tackling him, he’s punching, going for the punches! Oh, he’s going in for the slam-dunk! Get rekt. So Spider-Man frees the over-used Disney characters, and it’s implied that they get laid. [Sanity-Free Music] [Pyro] Then the girls get a phone call from this guy, I have no idea who he is. He-he’s supposed to look like The Riddler, I think but he looks more like that fat guy from San Andreas. [Sad Music 🙁 ] [ ear rape, red color and shaking effects ] You picked wrong house, [ zooming into (the guy with the bat )’s face ] FOOOOOLL [ chair shaking (in game :p) Big smoke! It’s me Carl. Chill, chill CJ OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (sounds like you shit) [Pyro] I’m seriously trying to pay attention to what’s going on, but like… That face, that face is literally staring into Hell itself. [Big Smoke] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [More Royalty-Free Music] [Silent Hills Music] [Pyro] Oh no, your fate’s been sealed, clearly. It’s not like at any point in time, you could have just left the fucking elevator, if you wanted to. [More Creepypasta Music] [Water Faucet] [Still More Creepypasta music] [Happy-Go-Lucky Royalty-Free Music] [Pyro] What I love most about this video is it could deal with really serious tones, amazingly well. Like, Elsa trapped in the elevator with some toxic gas that’s probably gonna kill her, and then it just cuts to the next scene, it’s got the happy Royalty-Free music, again with Spiderman just knocking on someone’s door. This video should be nominated for an Oscar. [Spy Kids Battle Music] [Pillow being thrown against a wall] (Action Replay) [The damn faucet is still running] [(more)Spy Kids Battle Music] [Suddenly happy Royalty-Free music] Ah, yes the legendary Royalty-Free Music Shovel, whack it on someone’s head, and royalty-free music instantly starts playing. [More Royalty-Free Bullshit] What is this video actually derailed into? Firstly, it was Venom, then it was the fat guy from San Andreas, and now it’s just Spider-Man having a bath with absolutely no context. What has this video even become? [Some More Of This Lovely ‘Music’] [Big Smoke] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Chinese water torture] EpicMoment O_o [Now Available On iTunes] That may be one of the most uncomfortable clips I’ve ever saw in my entire life. Just the sound affects, and the really awkward camera zoomage… I didn’t edit that, by the way. That’s like… They just added this really awkward zoom-ins on the characters [Bath Time intensifies] (spiderman is a child) Just a reminder, guys: This is a grown man. This is a grown man dressed as Spider-Man, in a bath, playing with a Digga. Just a reminder, guys. Also, just a disclaimer: What I’m about to show you is actually on YouTube. It was on YouTube, and it was created by grown men. [Shitty Royalty-Free Music] [Pokémon noise] [Scream] [Shitty Royalty-Free Music] [Bowser’s Castle music] [Big Smoke] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Pyro] I think I’ve gotta conclude the video here, because there’s just way too much to talk about. I’m already over-whelmed by the actual amount of crossovers from totally different universes. This channel isn’t the only one that does this, trust me. There is a lot of other channels that do this cross-over stuff. It’s insane, the amount of people that do it, because it gets crazy views. Look at this! Six million views in the past two days alone. But I’m gonna conclude the video here, guys. Thank you all so much for watching, 1 like=1 Greg Steak Bake. Thanks a lot, guys. She pushed her feet across the boardwalk… She keeps the sunset right with movement in her eyes… She knows she gets away with murder… Swallows up your heart of gold, and I don’t know just where we’ve got to go. *subbed by whoever did this, edited by stefan5035 and gummibjørn* [Big Smoke] I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one-