Adventures of Buttman #32: THE FARTVENGERS!

Adventures of Buttman #32: THE FARTVENGERS!


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♪ Do the Buttman strut ♪ ♪ Buttman ♪ – Okay Fartboy, I understand
that you fell 30 stories down here but you don’t
have to be so melodramatic. Stop it! You’re just fishing for sympathy, Fartboy. Here you want some-
(explosion) (laughing) There, that fix it? (screaming)
Yup that fixed it, good. Grenades helps dizziness,
I bet you didn’t know that. (sirens)
Excuse me, now you guys- (explosion)
(laughing) No! What the- Sweet unnecessary dive, Bigfoot. (laughs) Okay Bigfoot, it’s your
first day on the job. We got a lot of really
important things to do. Okay, would you stop diving. (laughs) Diving is not on the
agenda for today. (laughs) We’re gonna go get some
more sidekicks, okay? That window was broken
when we got here, right? Get in the car, don’t make me hit you. Okay, come on, here we go. Hey, you all got in the car on first try. I’m not going to be happy until I have I don’t know, at least eight sidekicks. At least eight. Excuse me, coming through. (laughs) Hold on to your butt man. Wee. (laughs) Spin it to win it, baby. (laughs) Keep your arms in the car, Bigfoot. Don’t make me tell you more than once. Why you guys getting so close to me? Okay, personal space. So we needed a new vehicle,
so we got something new. We got the super duper
Buttman bumper car. (laughs) See, I was tired of
riding around in traffic, just running into cars constantly, so here we can just
bump ’em out of the way. Don’t fight over seats you guys. Hop on in, all good? Alright, let’s go test this bad boy out. It is the super duper
Buttman bumper car. (laughs) Let’s go find some victims. I mean (clears throat)
people breaking the law. That’s totally what I meant
and that’s what I said. You heard me wrong the
first time. (laughs) You guys test it out. Hey it works! (laughs) The super duper Buttman bumper car. Whoo-hoo, traffic- (laughs) – Oh, crap. – It’s cool, he was breaking the law. Nope this lane’s for bumper cars. Hey, excuse me Breaking Bad. (laughs) This lane’s for bumper cars only. Well so is this lane too so. Excuse me. (laughing) That guy went up the
mountain, that was cool. He’ll be coming up the
mountain when he- (laughs) Whoops! Whoopsie daisy. (laughing) This is the best vehicle ever. See now it will be so much
easier to find sidekicks because we’ll be able to
get to one place to another so quickly, we don’t have
to worry about traffic gettin’ in our way, (laughs)
since you guys haven’t mastered the art of flying yet,
like I have. (laughs) Excuse you, this isn’t
a parking lot. (laughs) (horns honking) Get going. Get your butt moving. Excuse me, again this is
not a parking lot. (laughs) It’s cool! Whoa, that was blown up when we got here. Definitely didn’t do that.
(honking) Later! (laughs) Hey Fartboy, bet you
five bucks I can launch somebody over that mountain? Watch! (laughs) I think I did it. You owe me five bucks, Fartboy. Excuse me, I’m driving here. Hey, you’re selling fruits? Yeah, that’s what you get. Fruits are for livin’,
not for eatin’. (laughs) Excuse me. I don’t know what the big
problem is, everybody’s so angry. Bigfoot, no Bigfoot, nope
keep your arm inside the car. You’re gonna lose your arm. Ooh tacos, I want tacos. Hello, yes, who wants an enchilada? No driving, no I want tacos! (laughs) (explosion) Good job Bazooka Monkey,
you blew up the tacos. We might want to get outta here. (laughs) What the shell is going on? Taco shells, get in the car. What are you doing, there
are no doors on this. You’re acting like you’re opening a door. There was no door. (laughs) Excuse me, comin’ through. Hey, maybe some of these people over here want to be sidekicks. Hey!
– Patty. – I’ll call you Hardcore Patty. (laughs) (screaming) You’re terrible at hardcore,
you’re not a sidekick. (laughs) Who installed a fire hydrant over here? Get this outta here. (laughs) It’s a hot day, I’m
cooling my buns. (laughs) What are you staring at,
Fartboy, get to work. Crime isn’t gonna fight itself. Bowling for sidekicks, yo. What the- Whoa Bazooka Monkey. (laughs) (gun fire) Bazooka Monkey (laughs), he’s on the roof. I don’t think he’s coming down. I think we’re gonna have to go get him. (laughing) Aww man, my sidekicks. I mean, I guess I can use
this opportunity to show them the art of flying by Buttman. My ketchup packets. (laughs) Always a graceful landing for the Buttman. Where is he? Wait a second, that’s Bigfoot. How did you get up there? No, it was Bazooka Monkey
that was up here before. What is going on? (laughing) I found you. (laughs) (sceaming)
(gunfire) Perfect landing. So where are the other- How are you guys getting up? There’s a ladder right there,
you could have just got- You guys! (laughs) Sidekicks, can’t take them anywhere. Now I got ketchup all over me. What is going on? Get off the roof, we have to- Woo that’s a lot of ketchup. Okay, sorry I put a lot of ketchup in my pockets today before I left. (laughs) You never know when you’re gonna need ’em. I really wish you guys would
get off the roof. (laughs) – (man) Come on, let’s go!
– Sidekick landing pad. (laughing) – (man) Cover cover. – You deserved that, Fartboy. I don’t know if this is such a good idea. I don’t know if aliens
want to be sidekicks. They kind of got their own thing goin’ on. They have a full schedule of probing. You guys, you probably shouldn’t
walk so close to the edge. Guys, what are you doing? (screaming)
Ahh, my sidekicks, come back. Oh no, (laughs) none of
them have parachutes. Pretty sure I saw one
of them land over here. This is gonna work out really
well I can tell already. (laughing) My ketchup packets. Yup, I saw, I saw you fall over- Okay, gotta work on those landings. Bazooka Monkey, whatcha doin’ over here? Bazooka Monkey, I’m talkin’ to you. Excuse me, (laughs) uh-oh, he’s down. Look at that face. Look at that face. (laughs) Alright guys, here it is. Our new crew, the zoo crew. Look at all these sidekicks. We got Gingerbread Madman. We got Bazooka Monkey, Fartboy. This one’s Demolition Debi and that’s some pretty colorful stuff you got on there. I think we might call you
Captain Fancy Pants, maybe? That sounds good. And then we got Bessie. (laughs) It’s always important to have
a cow as a sidekick. (laughs) You guys are a good lookin’ crew. Oh yeah, we’re gonna strike fear into the hearts of all that evil. (laughs) Oh man, when they see
us coming, they’re gonna be shakin’ in the their boots. (laughs) Alright everybody, let’s go
find some crime to fight. You know there’s some people
up to no good, it’s a big city. Don’t worry, I’ll teach you
all about being a super hero. Where is everybody? Hey, what are you guys doing? Okay, now you run? You gotta keep up, I was
talking to you, geez. Where are you? You guys, would you keep up with me? What are ya doin’, get over here. You bunch of fart knockers. Yeah, use your legs, you
got them legs, use ’em. – Hi, there you are. – Oh yeah, there you are, I see you. What are you guys doing over here? You breaking any laws, huh? Is there anything I should know about? Because if you guys are breaking any laws, cause look at this we
got the zoo crew here. That’s right, we’ll get
up in your business. Just know, we got our eyes on you guys. – Whatever man.
– Have a good day Hey, that’s littering,
pick these golf clubs up. That’s littering, you just littered. You’re under arrest. You come back here, you come
back here and pick those up. Seize and desist, you must
seize and desist walking. (laughs) That didn’t look good. Just stop, you’re under arrest. Um, excuse me, do you
a license to do that? Do you have a hole digging license? Do you have one, I need
to see it right now. Don’t make Gingerbread
Madman grab your nipples. He’ll do it too! Hey, whoa (laughing) it’s on. You are under arrest. No, no you guys, not bazookas. (screaming)
That seems excessive. Looks like you guys subscribed to the Bazooka Monkey train of thought. When in doubt, blow everything up. I mean, I could kinda get behind that but seriously he was just
diggin’ a hole, come on. You guys really need to learn
to keep up, geez. (laughs) Let’s see what else is
goin’ on in the city. See if there is any crime goin’ on- Oh, what’s going on here. Uh-oh looks like there was some trouble. You need any help officer? Naw, sorry I don’t have any donuts. I apologize, I just don’t. No, hey, don’t do that. (laughs) I appreciate the help and everything but I don’t think this is
a good learning experience. It’s really important
to not escalate things to the nth degree so fast. I feel like sometimes you
guys don’t listen to me. Excuse me, I’m talking. No, not time for the- Okay what are you doing? Oh (laughs) now, oh boy, here we go. (laughing) I need to take you guys somewhere else to teach you some manners, geez. I don’t think there’s gonna
be enough seats in the car, so somebody’s going to have to sit on some laps or something. There you go, just don’t fight over it. No, stop shooting bazookas. Stop being nincompoops
(explosion),just get in the car. Hey, stop shooting, I just
bought this, borrowed it, yeah. What are ya doin’ Demolition Debi? Okay, we’re diving over
here, we’re diving. (laughs) Sidekicks are weird. It’s time for me to go shopping guys. (laughing)
(machine gun fire) Alright everybody, I think
that’s enough for this episode. Too many sidekicks? I don’t think so. What should I do next time, let me know. Make sure you do everything (inaudible) Being on the Internet is totally
circus, so good somebody- Where’s Bessie? Aww man, we gotta find Bessie. Until next time, later (inaudible). ♪ Buttman ♪ ♪ Buttman ♪ ♪ Buttman ♪ ♪ Buttman ♪ ♪ Buttman ♪
♪ Kickin’ all their butts ♪