21 Types of Orchestral Players

21 Types of Orchestral Players


Hey, um, sorry… Can I borrow your pencil? Thanks. Is that a HB pencil? It’s too light. It needs to be 2B at least. **2B at least** My eyes can’t see it. Yeah, can’t see it. Need 2B. Good one, mate? It’s triple P! (annoyed) Okay. Yeah, so what do you think of this part? It’s pretty elegant, isn’t it? What about this part? It’s like running into the sea… And swimming in the ocean… Hey, so, do you wanna grab lunch during the break? And the food…have you tried chicken? Oh my God, the chicken from Nando’s! And it’s– Guys, I just think it should be a bit lighter. But I know the concert master wants…what is it? It says pesante. Yeah, like okay, just- It’s gotta be like, “get with the concert master.” (??) You guys don’t understand the style of Vaughan Williams. Winds, can we rehearse from bar 54 to 68? That passage. You know, like, yeah, it’s just like dogs… They should have dog care for (???) … Like baby childcare, dogs? It’s amazing. Oh. Yeah, is your daughter okay? Oh, I’m so sorry… Oh, yeah, my- my girlfriend wanted me to go rock climbing But unfortunately… I couldn’t go, my friends, I just couldn’t go rock climbing You know what? You should come socialize. It’s a great experience. (You) gotta meet people you know Yeah… But I’m just wondering… With all that socialising, Where do you find the time to practice? *collective* It was amazing… I can’t hear, I can’t- The ghost- the ghost was the best – It’s amazing – I loved it, it was so much fun What was your favorite part? Um… I think when they are playing these different concertos… And having that duel ’cause the way they managed to mix that…it’s incredible – It was good? – Yeah What was your favourite part? The duets were good Yeah? There are a lot of duets though. Eddy’s face. LOL! That was your favourite part? You captured the moment… What did you guys think of the concert? *collective* It was amazing… Yeah? What is your favourite part? The Bach Double (violin concerto)… I liked the Bach Double (Violin Concerto)